I hearby christen the new wholly for profit Sweet Pea Squishing Co. open for business. In 10 years, we hope to squish ALL the peas. But we need your help. Volunteers can donate their time to squish all around the world. They can squish from home. They can squish while on a lunch date. They can even squish during those 15 minute breaks at work. We know you want squishing to be a part of your life. We aim to facilitate your interest and to spread Sweet Pea's mission all over the world. Join us. Too many are confused and dumbfounded by whole peas! The time has come to right all wrongs and make juice of what is far too intimidating!
Say your cousin needs some convincing. Simply illustrate that squished peas are far more delicious than their evil non-squished brethren. They will soon understand. The world will understand, and deliciousness will abound! No longer will food be limited by culture and society. Eat how you want! The squished peas encourage individuality! Roll in them! Play with them! Rub them on someone else! They'll love it too! Get squished and join the revolution!
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